1). Paste this into your journal and tell who tagged you.
2). Fill this out as honestly as possible.
3). When finished, tag 3-5 other deviants.

1. Why did you decide to fill this out? Were you bored?
-Anyone who does this sort of thing when they're not bored should be added to the secret government de-population list. Oh yeah, and it's all Suz's fault.

2. How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.


3. What do you typically post on deviantart? Anthro, fanart, manga panels?
-Crap

4. Tell everyone your favorite song, and why it's your favorite.
-I'm liking Lopsided by At the Drive-In. It'll change by the time I finish.

5. Tell us your favorite color. Is it dark like your personality?
-Blue, moderate intensity, high saturation.

6. How many pageviews do you have right now? What's your goal?
-983. My goal is 4. Yeah that's right, hit it 979 views ago. Kicked your ass.

7. Everyone's considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?
-If by leave you mean do this kind of crap somewhere else I already have. Not an artist. Just bored.

8. What deviant do you admire? Is it because of their art, or their personality?
- Only guy I watch that I don't know. Not saying much given my activity on this site, but I wish I could do things like that. Photoshop and the like. I'm sure having a real camera helps too.

9. Tell us about a noob you've helped out.
-I'm not sure where you got the idea that I care about this community. In an effort to "help out" all the noobs that will never read this I present this:
"You see, I have this theory that the internet is causing a general mediocritisation of human culture, because you can put pretty much any piece of work on the internet and no matter how hugely it sucks dolphin jizz you'll find some dick who's prepared to tell you it's brilliant. This is the principle on which Deviantart appears to be founded. But the cruellest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't." ~Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

10. What does your username have to do with you?
-You want the real answer or the smartass 'I've been thinking about this for a while' answer?

11. Tell us your favorite animal and why.
-Archaeopteryx, because you wish your name kicked that much ass. Also that 'first bird in history' thing is something of an accomplishment I suppose...

12. Some people say that they can remember people better if they associate them with an animal or make up a rhyme. Make one else for yourself.
-ARCHAEOPTERYX! Er...yes, my name is Eric...Styx?...

13. I can speak bits and pieces of different languages. What about you? What are they?
-Can you now? And just who the fuck might you be, hmm? Hablo espanol como un vaca fransisca.

14. How do you feel about your art? Is it where you want it to be, or are you improving?
-Meh.

15. Do you use copics, prismacolours, or any other type of marker?
-Yeah, I totally draw all over my digital photography. </asshole>

16. Wow! Your avatar is adorable! Where'd you get it? And what exactly is it?
-It's just me you moron.

17. Was this an interesting tag, or are you bored to pieces?
-It was kinda fun, which is a shame, because I've been bored out of my skull before, but never to pieces.